[quote=ONL]
All rise for the our Great Leader, President TheyMostlyComeAtNight of the People's Republic of Mayonnaisia! 
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As first act as President of the People's Republic of Mayonnaisia I ban the sale and consumption of Mayonaise and announce a new name for our great nation!

Welcome to: The People's Socialist Democractic Nationalist Republic of Tamato Ketchupsia!

Also Comrade ONL is under investigation by State Sec for possible Mayonaise consumption, any additional information should be brought to me at State Sec, Catharyn is also under investigation for possible slight against greatness of Glorious Leader TheyMostlyComeAtNight!