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Hello listeners.It has emerged that ONL, once beloved of the people was in fact behind the 1947 terrorist attacks that started the Great War of 1948, brave State Sec personnel were sent to place him under arrest so he could face fair trial before the people's tribunal but this vial terrorist opened fire with small arms killing brave patriots as he made his escape.If you see him do not approach, he is armed and extremely dangerous, he killed a team of highly experienced field agents in. If you see him report him to your nearest State Sec outpost at once.In other news State Sec has launched an investigation into the PiC after it was revealed that many ONL loyalists have been placed in key strategic positions, State Sec is at this time considering full takeover of the organisation.And now the weather...
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