[quote=Catharyn]
Dearest Comrade Companions of the IDRB,We regret to inform you of our decision to use a number of our 'Slow Bombs', located in orbit above our planet in our defense. This has been provoked by their needlessly aggressive stance towards our comfiness.Thank you for your understanding at this difficult time.
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Citizens of PSDNR of Tomato Ketchupsia.

We have detected the launch of so called 'slow bombs' against us from the IDRB.

In reply we have launched our own 'Slow bombs', aswell as prepping our super weapons, such as the Medusa System. for use. Even now in Orbit our weapons gaze down upon the enemy, and if they do not destroy their bombs we will open fire. 

The IDRB will vanish inside of 60 minutes of warfare.