[quote=thewizardguy]
Bob smiles, and pets the crime against nature. "My name is Bob, child." As he speaks, he gestures, and the Stranger finds himself hanging from a lantern pole by his underwear. Luckily, his genitals are still intact.
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The figure looks like a rotten corpse, his undies also look rotten. 
"Well, this is preferable.....barely..." The man thinks, as he fashions a new robe out of nowhere, although this one looks and smells much better.