Little did you know, I actually have a massive databank of pre-made posts that I can use to my advantage, so I simply need to scroll through my files to find an appropriate post. Most of the time I take to "make a post" is actually me just scrolling through my inFamous - Generation posts available to me. For example, I searched through my Zeke-Gets-Mad-And-Reveals-He-Has-Info-About-The-Syndicate posts.

TL;DR: Fast typer.