crack rp? count me in, give me a moment to read thoughtfully and make a CS

Name: Barthelus

Age: 24

Gender: b... male

Species: human

Appearance: He stands 1.75 meters (5.74 feet) and has unwashed and messy short dark brown hair that looks like he has just woken up and that a typhoon has just passed over his head. He has light brown eyes, his face is badly shaved with some hairs sticking out and he has an ectomorph complexion that makes him look like a pipsqueak even though his work makes him stay in shape. He either wears his factory uniform, a two piece blue attire with a baseball cap, or some jeans with a red t-shirt with a message that says "MROON", white sneakers and a camouflage jacket, everything cheap and miser

Specialties: [s]driving[/s] [b]crashing[/b]
being the most pathetic womanizer in existence, making any woman despise him on a first view
astonishing resistance to pain and injuries

Weapons/Skills: Barthelus is capable of riding ANY VEHICLE with masterful skill, be it a car, a horse, a motorcycle, a train, a zeppelin, or a giant robot but with the condition that he cannot get off the vehicle unless he crashes it so badly that it ends up destroyed beyond any use but scrap metal, of course, with an impossible explosion (yeah, horses explode too). However, neither he or other occupants get harmed in the accidents

Favorite Games/Shows: Kamen Rider (YOU KILLED IT BEFORE THE FREAKING RP COULD BEGIN! SO I'M ADDING SIX NOW!) Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. Gundam (let's say 0083, stardust memory) Spider man. Pokemon. INFERNO COP!

Background: Barthelus is a total freaking looser
That's pretty much what anyone would need to know, mostly because except for one incident, his life was really boring. Growing up in a big city, attending school without any interest, dropping out of university because he was too lazy and he worked as a factory worker, maneuvering heavy equipment, before the heroes outbreak began, dedicating his weekends to go to discos with cheap suit to get rejected by every single girl he tried to approach, thus having never get laid in his life, despise his sympathetic and open attitude. The "incident" that made his life interesting was the first time he entered a car, when he saw a shooting star and wished to be the best driver in existence and because of some cosmic trolling his wish was granted, the best driver for absolutely anything, but with the drawback of not being able to use the same vehicle twice. 
BUT WHATEVER, world is ending right now, nobody is going to miss a car or two if he needs to use them, right?

"What's this roleplay about?": saving Earth