[quote=CreedTheChimera]
He finds a large, amorphous, gelatinous mass of translucent orange slime there, acting almost... playful. It seems to look at him and wag its behind, as if it had a tail. It coos at him, moving closer.
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He backs away, rather sharply.
"Ok, knowing what random slimes can do, I am staying the fuck away from that. I would hate for it to be that gender bending goo Madison was infected with." He thinks, ready to blast the thing.