Barthelus was in the dumpster he called apartment, enjoying the last issue of the "hot babes in swimsuit" magazine when he noticed a change in his surroundings and looking to the wall he noticed that the giant promotional poster of "Hooters", where a bunch of beautiful girls posed at two sides of the picture while the words "Come to Hooters" were suspended in the upper side, but strangely enough, instead of the eponymous restaurant, now the middle of the poster was occupied by what seemed to be an interdenominational portal or sumthing. And the girls were smiling, inviting Barthelus to enter

"Yeah, sure, like I gonna fall for that."

The girls were [b]smiling[/b] and inviting Barthelus to [b]enter[/b]

"Come on, even the girls in magazines feel like they loathe me when I read them

[b]ENTER[/b]

"Sheeeet"

The man finally stood up from his couch and after taking a quick shower he dressed in his best clothes (which is to say, grabbed the only clean t-shirt he had left, "MROON") and decided to pass through the portal

What did he found on the other side?

Not a single beautiful girl, instead, there was a red eyed guy that seemed to be the personification of bismuth, a bearded man that was upon looking at Barthelus in eyes seemed to be already staring into his soul and checking something, a black dude that seemed to come from a cheap B chinese martial arts movie, freaking Satan himself by his side and a hipster Philippine version of son goku laying on who seemed to be the Earth ruler Gray Chair Man. Oh, he remembered now, this was probably about that transmission that Barthelus had received and that he ignored thinking it was a scam.

"I'm done"

He was about to turn around and was already entering the portal when he scratched his head and asked

"Wait, is this portable technically a vehicle?"