"Greetings, Ivan!" The Gray Chair Man exclaimed. "Good to have you ready to di- er, be hired by the O-Face! Stand beside Mr. Z-"

Just before he was able to continue, two more people came in. The man looked as if he were about to leave, and the woman did not seem amused at all. What made things worse was that the man really was about to leave, the woman was really not amused.

Who dared disrespect him like that?!

"E-Everyone," he said, "if you would please just [i]not[/i] get the f$&% out and actually listen to me, I'd appreciate it very, very much."

"You stuttered," Diablo said.

"I didn't."

"You did."

"B...Baka."

"What in the actual fu-"

Just before Diablo was able to finish asking his question, a new individual entered the portal.

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"OH MY GOD," The Gray Chair Man screamed, pointing at the anthropomorphic manta ray in the room. "IT'S MAN RAY!!! HOW THE HELL DID I SUMMON THIS GUY?!"

Diablo finally smiled, eager to meet another doer of evil. While he certainly did not look like the strongest dude around the universe, it was still better than having an entire group of idiots who cared little for good and evil. Maybe this manta ray would keep his sanity intact- barely, at the very least.

"If you seek evil, I welcome you gratefully," Diablo (the cosplayer) said. "And I'm no cosplaying at all."

Yes you are.

Noob, the Saibot, told Barthelus, "You leave now, you are noob."

He then turned to Stephanie. "You aren't interested, you are noob."

Finally, he turned to Man Ray, effortlessly daying without any hesitation,

"You noob."

Diablo proceeded to give Noob a mighty b$&ch slap, leaving him on the floor for awhile. The Gray Chair Man waited for everyone to stand in formation with a look of anticipation.

Actually, he just wanted to take a dump at the toilet, but these people were too unwilling for him to take a crap in peace.