[quote=kishin asura]
Theta-d: *in miranda's voice* really? Because I happen to hate you Jake. So much in fact, that I will most likely die solely from the sheer volcanic hatred I feel towards you. Go castrate yourself and wander.deep into a forest to die. I hope when you do die, animals rape your corpse. No one likes you. The only reason jackman's lettting you have your way with me is to make easy money. *she smirks* I often heard him laugh and say "I can't believe he's paying me to tape a little girl with a fatal std! He's paying good money to kill himself!" (( I'm playing THAT card. And i'm using theta-d to do it.*has my poker face on* also, sorry for the late reply))
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*Jake laughs, as he smacks Theta, and he feels his jawbone crack*
Jake: No! Miranda, you love me! You don't have to say it, of course. I have other ways....
*He grabs theta, and begins to fumble with the buttons of her shirt*