[quote=kishin asura]
Theta-d: *smiles* you're right Jake, I do love you. *a large mouth opens in the middle of her stomach and a hand holding a glowing dagger stabs him in the heart* to death.
[/quote]

*the wound does nothing. In fact, there isn't even a wound*
Jake: I knew you loved me!
*Jake rips off Theta's shirt as he starts taking off his pants*
((Well, this is the point of no return, isn't it?))