"And judging by how bad he is at labor, i am guessing he didn't kill anything, and of course he would get his first kiss with a sleeping girl, at least in my story I don't get saved by a man, except for the woodsman, who was actually just my uncle, and he has hirable hearing and eye sight, so how would he kill anyone, espessialy my Wolfy!"

A man walks by and looks at like we are all strange, and walks away muttering "Druggies"