This RP gets funnier and funnier every day. 

Oh roleplay, let me list the ways I love the.

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[*]Multiple actions can be wholly ignored.[/*]
[*]Not posting for 2 weeks means your character is healed.[/*]
[*]Apparently charging and performing other actions are viable.[/*]
[*]Actions can be immediate, period.[/*]
[*]Everyone's weapons can cut through everyone else's weapons.[/*]
[*]Guns don't work. Period.[/*]
[*]Suspension of disbelief is both encouraged and frowned upon.[/*]
[*]Physics? Only when convenient.[/*]
[*]A god with a melon for a head isn't mocked, but a dragon guy with a comical basis is.[/*]
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Not complaining, this is just funny in the same way as an underwater fart.