Both of these had quite the amusing ideas going. I quite frankly burst out laughing on both of these. Then I started to wonder if the "Universal Chain" one was supposed to be funny or depressing. The mix made me confused, and when it continued on it seemed not to end anywhere notable. "World Wide Web Woes" was however pulled off like a perfect joke, with a well placed line that made it clear what emotion was expected from the reader and in the end made me appreciate it the most.

My vote goes to World Wide Web Woes.