[quote=CreedTheChimera]
He does as asked, bringing in what is possibly the cutest little boston terrier ever. The puppy then attempts to murder you.
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I float in the air and teleport the dog away "OK let's try this again... I order you to bring me the cutest friendliest most love giving puppy you can, and make sure you don't steal it from someone." I say trying to be more clear. ( screw your loophole ...)