[quote=NoahFire]
I float in the air and teleport the dog away "OK let's try this again... I order you to bring me the cutest friendliest most love giving puppy you can, and make sure you don't steal it from someone." I say trying to be more clear. ( screw your loophole ...)
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He once again does as he's told, bringing you the little golden retriever. It jumps up to you and yips, before licking your face with a long, saliva-covered, green tongue.