[quote=FerriteFox]
There isn't anything super wrong with it, it's just weird to read. And the opening is written in past tense because it well...took place in the past. Cake's post sounds like it was written by a fortune teller that was predicting what would happen to the character.
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Oh because i'm used to action reaction, which is future tense, because not everything your character does will come true.

Everyone in the arena writes this way.