Bwahahahahaaaa XD 
I'm amused heavily.

Okay a note on the rooms it is exactly as Silph described its not massive to the point its like a condo. Its a room large enough for two people to live comfortably with a bathroom. That is all there is to the dorm rooms do not make me strangle you people.

Also the room keys are actually keycards that allow students to access specific places, and get their daily meals.