[quote=Wraithblade6]
The slapmaster is practicing slap-kata while standing on a narrow treestump. A fly attempts to pass by."Hoooo-DOH!" In the blink of an eye, the fly is slapped out of mid air. Slapmaster makes several rapid, crazy asian slappy moves in sequence, then bows.
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you find your legs suddenly broken before knife blades slip into your wrists and pin your hands to the ground while i sit on a nearby stump eating a bowl of rice and terriyaki beef