"Yes sir--I mean ma'am- I mean person! I mean scary! I mean gun!" Ivan scrambled away, the bullet barely grazing his toe. 

Ivan jumped up, eyes focused on the portal. Okay, so he said he wasn't doing the whole Mega Awesome High speed Cartwheel Double Flip Epic Entrance of Doom. But that orange portal...It looked so tempting! So delicious to do that trick. He bounced from foot to foot. Yeah! He could do this! The last attempt was just due to bad footing. Now, though, he was confident. He could do this!he could do this! He!could! DO! THIS! Faster than a snail on steroids, Ivan sprinted towards the portal and dove inside.

"I CAN DO THIS! Wait...OH SH-"

[i]CRASH[/i]