[quote=ShadowVentus]
Mail it! I know there's chocolate on them, but who cares! Do it anyway! Ooh, and send me a sword while you're at it. ^^
[/quote]

...? 
A sword
You say it as if it would be easier to get one here? XD

I will just go to the village blacksmith and ask for one, they charge 2 Guinea's.
Which is a lot since I am the towns chimney sweep and it isn't a great living.
Luckily tea Is provided by the government and I usually have a nice cuppa as I call The Queen from a red telephone box.