I remember this being on the old forum and it was a neat way of wasting my time, went back a few pages and didn't find it so I'll start it up again and hope it brings much time killing.

For anyone who has a legitimate problem and can't infer what the point of this is from the title: you just look at the last poster on this thread's avatar and then post what you think it may be thinking, oh and be as funny/stupid as possible. 

enjoy!