[quote=ActRaiserTheReturned]
After having a lover's spat with Turtle in the Suicide thread, I just knew I had to see the Doctor after our make out session. Now that I'm back on Spam, I have to tell him the bad news. I'm pregnant.
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What ActRaiser doesn't know, is that I've been in his pooper every night with an epidural and a coat hanger.