[quote=Beta]
Would have been funnier if the character was also a Gumguin. A penguin made of chewing gum.He would have the power of Kawaii, and the ability to bounce and reform himself and absorb water and jiggle when hit with enough force.
[/quote]

On the plus side, it would make more sense then most of your character's abilities.

Though the power of Kawaii is unobtainable.