Horus: "MOM DID YOU USE DAD'S SEVERED GENITALS TO HAVE ME?! OH MY RA, GOD OF THE ISRAELITES DAMN ME THIS IS SO MESSED UP."

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"Oh wait I also have different origins. Nevermind!"

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Anyway....

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Start at 5:35... I dare someone to make an Egyptian character like this xD! Actually I'm tempted to make Michael go insane like that for the lolz.