[quote=Heroic]
Eeewwww. No skin in Texas, hahaha.
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And as for sneaking, best thing you could do is learn to lie, if you're too scared to explain to them the exact process of getting their head out of their ass.
Come up with a valid explanation that could be used in X situation. Memorize it, plant evidence for it, hint at it being the case, then repeat with Y situation.