Greetings Earthlings,

I do not come in peace, but rather in barely suppressed malevolence. This I shall keep forcibly contained until I learn enough from your lowly minds through your writings to commence my plan of world domination. Until then, let the role playing begin! I hope we can be friends.... for the short remainder of your miserable little lives.

Live Long (or not so long) and Prosper,

Sonatina