"By the books I've mastered one martial art, which is Tae Kwon Do.. and the others I know range from Ninjitsu to Wushu.. I know like five all up.. excluding my own form of Martial Arts, that I rarely use" he said..
"Only reason I'm good at fighting.. I only intend to use Martial Arts in defense.. anything offensive is a mixture" he giggled.. and kept on massaging.. 
"Just tell me, how you want the back rub" he said.