[quote=So Boerd]
We are a nation that is most commonly on the moral side of a war, we have only few enormous evils in our past, we have never really lost a war (1812 was a draw and we just got tired of Vietnam), we lead the Free World, and we are, at least very recently were, a place you could show up with a few bucks and make something of yourself. We are the most generous people. Why shouldn't we be proud?
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We're one of the fattest per person, not near the smartest, we make people like Bieber and Spears [i]unfathomably[/i] rich, lie about what kind of government we have and on weekends we take giant weapons and beer and flannel vests into the wild, drink, and murder our fauna.

Surely someone could find a reason to poke fun!