"Ah! Ahhh!", bellowed a surprised and hysterical Cancer. He flailed his arms and legs uselessly around after he was pinned down by the throat by his favorite prefect. "Help! Help! I'm getting molested! I'm getting MOLESTED!"

He stopped after Carolyn called him mean names and talked about "goading 'him' ". "Oh, you think I was [i]serious[/i] about that? I didn't think he would've actually [i]done[/i] it, but LOW AND BEHOLD that fuckin' psycho did. ..And hey.. wait.."

There was a pause. "If [i]you[/i] rip me heart out of my chest, then you're no better than 'he' is!", Cancer said with air quotes. "Whaddya think about that?"