[quote=thewizardguy]
As you move your hand to slap the creature it's right arm darts up, closing around your wrist. It holds you in place with incredible strength, unexpected even for a being of such musculature, as it's right eye slowly opens, and it's left flickers to life. When it speaks, it's voice is heavy and deep, and yet almost monotone. "Simulation minds fully active. Synchronisation rate rising. Synchronisation rate at 150%." It looks you over, and as it speaks energy crackles over it's body, and you can hear the zoom of mechanics activating, somewhere within it's body. "Identify yourself."
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"the bloke you're currently holding hands with" i retort evenly before lifting him without even the slightest hint of difficulty and setting him on his feet. "in all seriousness, most people call me tyki" i say evenly before removing my wrist from his grip and motioning towards the cabin "i've got a room you can stay in until you do something that befits me kicking you off my planet. explain why you're here" i say evenly before ordering the last part as i start walking, letting it either follow or be left there