Patrick was cooking mince and sauce, Poking it a little as he looked up to find the two horrific nightmares. Well for other people.
"Ah hello your looking very horrific today." Patrick increased the heat a little as he checked the spaghetti.
"You know I could pick out a suit for you, maybe a herb-mint facial mask. Leave it on for ten minutes then peel off." 
Patrick went and removed some plates from the drawer. Placing them on the side.
"Are you staying for dinner?" Patrick asked as he wondered how many plates he would need.