I live off of natural sensations more than anything, I'm a chef. It's what enthralls me the most, the smell of what I'm cooking and the accompanying drinks. And unfortunately, every time I get into anything physical (not sexual, that's none of y'all's business.) I wind up getting hurt in some way shape or form.

Not that it stops me, but it happens every time. 

The thumb thing is totally unrelated to the physical harm thing.

Though it is physical harm.

Edit:
By the way, Green. 

Just edit it in a hider box that says: "After evil word."