A blast of thunder shakes the very walls of the OOC, rain drumming on the roof and the grounds outside like the shouts of gods, drowning out a distant shouting. Slowly, it comes closer. And soon, the door of the OOC manse flies open with an explosive bang, a familiar figure standing in the doorway, soaked to the bone, clothing and hair whipping in the hurricane winds.

"You fuckers aren't going to believe this..."

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BOOM MOTHERFUCKERS, WILL RETURNS IN ALL HIS DRAMATIC GOOFYNESS!

So yeah. I know I've been gone for a hell of a long time, and I can explain. Probably. See, I got hit by a UFO, (AKA Unexpected Family Obligation) and got pulled away from my life of fun and writing for a couple of weeks. I also had to go job hunting. And handle school stuff. And deal with my lovelife, (And recent lack-there-of) -and- deal with a small array of injuries to myself after a... Misunderstanding, with a local trio of bullies.

So, my life has sucked for the past month and a half.

BUT!

I am back now. I require a lengthy update on everything that has happened, because there's no fucking way I'm peeling through that many walls of text in one night. Then, I require a group hug, [s]a hot fuck[/s], and the return of control of Will and Terry. :3