I will mourn both your literal hearing and figurative taste, and feel a deep regret for having had a part in destroying both.

Also, I know little about Willow, but I thought Jaden wasn't bad in the remake of The Karate Kid. Give him a few years and, assuming he manages to land in the real goddamn world instead of whatever hellishly moronic landscape his Twitter posts currently imply he inhabits, he might actually be decent.