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"....naw, that wouldn't be funny....Now who am I going to fuck up first..." He says, rubbing his hands together. He licks his lips, and his eyes rest on Erza. "Ahh, let me guess...she is the eye candy no one can touch right?" He asks, thumbing to Erza.
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"Touch her and die." Natsu says quickly, immediately angered. Going by the faces, most everyone agrees completely.