[quote=Shy]
Wasn't it deemed on OldGuild that Jorick's was actually tiny? I recall someone mentioning something about a nostril. Not that impressive

If you could meet any fictional character who would it be?
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The jokes wavered back and forth, actually. I've got a Schrödinger's penis situation going on, it's in a state of quantum superposition until observed, and not even I know which way it'll go.