[quote=Jorick]
The jokes wavered back and forth, actually. I've got a Schrödinger's penis situation going on, it's in a state of quantum superposition until observed, and not even I know which way it'll go.
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So it's could be a penis or a vagina? 

MY DEAR CELESTIA HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE.
Wouldn't the best way to test this is to place your lower half in a box, and do the Schroinger's cat experiment.