[quote=NoahFire]
Hi. I now have a bruise on my knee.. 3= friggin bruises...
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Doesn't sound fun at all, unless you're a masochist, then I guess bruises are a small blessing, though I don't know many masochists so I wouldn't know. Though I'm guessing you're not a masochist, considering you're complaining about it, but maybe bruises just aren't your forte.
Creed: Chris?
Me: Yes?
Creed: Kindly shut the hell up.
Me: I will not.
Creed: *sighs*