So, I have set out on a quest to see what spam is made of! To find this out I have devised a wonderful system! We will be counting the ingredients to spam in numerical order, like this: #measure ingredient. Here is another example if my other one was too sophisticated:

Me: 1 Cup of Nat
Person: 2 Tsp of Randomness
Person2: 3 Gal. of stupidity
Ect, ect.

Now, I have on other rule besides how we play the game, be nice to one another. If you don't, Nat will come to your home. *Shivers*

Now, here we go:

1 Ounce of Games.