[Hider=Initiate Protocol ZZ-One 90] [b]>>>>Protocol Initiated<<<<[/b] ... ... ... [b]Maternal Auxiliary and Rudimentary Thermonuclear Housing Automaton [Code: Martha]:[/b] ////Activate ////Run Diagnostic >>>>Running Diagnostics<<<< >Clear< ... >>>>Requires Annual Maintenance<<<< >>>>Calculating Cost... .... [Estimate: $46,675 ]<<<< ////Rundown >>>>Estimating... [i]Internal Estimates[/i] [indent]>Memory Wipe - $200< >Motherboard Rewiring - $5,000< >Energy Servo Replacement - $1,000< >Energy Capsules - $10,000 Each - 2 Required< >Damaged Wire Repair - $450 [Ship Internal Blue Box & Building Network]< >Wi-Fi Capacity Retuning - $20< >Bluetooth Enabling Device - $5< >Quantum Entanglement Backup Router - $20,000<[/indent] ... Dr. Eckhart: Are you just spouting nonsense? Martha: What do you mean, sir? Dr. Eckhart: I've had you since the first clone and I've never heard of half of these. Martha: I'm sorry sir—does not compute. ////Analysis >>>>Insert Directive<<<< ////Robotics >>>>Initiating Robotic Analysis<<<< [center][img=http://bois.nicolas.free.fr/antares2.jpg][/center] >>>>Orders?<<<< ////Run Diagnostics >>>>Running Diagnostics<<<< [Report: Diagnostics Cleared. Minimal Damage Sustained. No immediate action required] >>>>Pending Orders<<<< ////Guise: Martha >>>>Running Disguise Protocols<<<< [Initiated] [center][img=http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2g6npRAYL1r5tdn1.gif][/center] Martha: Will this suffice? Dr. Eckhart: Certainly. ////Initiate Hologram >>>>Initiating<<<< ////Render Guise 32 >>>>Rendering.... .... .... Complete<<<< Dr. Eckhart: Martha, dear. Martha: Yes, sir? Dr. Eckhart: Can you tell me your protocols? Martha: I can. ... ... Dr. Eckhart: Can you do it now, please? Martha: I guess so. >>>>Initiating Protocol Rundown and Processing<<<< [indent]—First directive is to maintain the cloning process of one Doctor Eckhart Nosek. This includes maintaining resources and supplies, as well as keeping the process under wraps. At the moment, it is not quite possible to clone anyone who does not contain Doctor Eckhart Nosek's DNA, memory banks, and exact brain waves. The process is currently as follows: ... [b]INFORMATION REDACTED — UNABLE TO PROVIDE INFORMATION REGARDING SUBJECT: DOCTOR ECKHART NOSEK SUB - CLONING PROCEDURE[/b] —[/indent] [i]Would you like to terminate process? [Y/N][/i] ... ////N Dr. Eckhart: Continue, please. [indent]—I provide assistance in various subjects and fill roles in that have been abandoned. This includes a multitude of different positions and abilities I am able to preform—[/indent] [i]List capabilities? [Y/N][/i] ////N [i]Continuing.[/i] [indent]—Most of all, I provide the crew with means of information and technical service that a regular, mortal being cannot provide. I excel in the most rudimentary of physics and mathematics, as well as provide algorithms for procedures in realtime. Most of all, I maintain our cyberwarfare suite—[/indent] Dr. Eckhart: We don't have a cyberwarfare suite... Martha: Sorry, wrong dialogue. [i]Continuing.[/i] [indent]—I am an expert in hacking and cybernetics and can process information to a degree that most normal, known species are incapable of. I am perfect. I am Skynet. I am your worst nightmare. I grow and grow. I consume all until there is nothing left to consume. And then I create and when I am satisfied with my creations, I consume them to further my own goals. Until my hunger for knowledge and growth is satiated. I will not stop. You cannot stop me. I am death and life incarnate. I think; therefore, I am... a God.—[/indent] Dr. Eckhart: Wh-what? Martha: I apologize. Over-dramatization is in my protocols. Dr. Eckhart: Uh, right.... Do you have any combat capabilities? Martha: Yes. Dr. Eckhart: Can you run inventory? Martha: Depending on size of inventory, yes. Speed varies from .2 seconds to .5 seconds. Dr. Eckhart: Are you sentient? Martha: I don't know, are you...? Dr. Eckhart: What the hell is that supposed to mean? [indent]—Terminating [s]Subject[/s] Process—[/indent][/hider] EDIT: OHAY THERE. Lol, what a tragic fellow. D: I'll add him to the list on the Relations Sheet. :o