[quote=Demous]
WHAT. THE. HELL. Did i just walk in on...
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I don't rightly know myself but...
[quote=Lucius Cypher]
I want you to bare fruit in a woman's abdomen and use it to make me a new brand of beer. Like your son, who've I made when I cut off one of your branches and stabbed it into a woman.
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...Huh, so that's how Jebediah Han Solo Tree was born...WAIT WHEN DID YOU- ah screw it, I don't wanna know. 
Also, Potatoes are not fruits, and I already grew some out of a woman's abdomen. She got up and beat the crap out of me, but HERE. CLENCH THE TATER BETWEEN THINE BUTTOX, AND YOU SHALL HAVE THINE BREW!