Card...

Are you a Jack of clubs?!?! O_o

No? Oh... Okay...

Are you a 7 diamonds? 

No? Oh...

Are you a 3 of diamonds?

No? Oh...

Are you a 6 of Aces?

No? Oh...

Are you an Ace of Hearts?

No? Oh...

Are you a 2 of Hearts? 

No? Oh...

Are you a 3 of Triangles? 

Yes? Fucking Magi... HEY!!!! That's not a card!!!