Hello, sir Alcoholic Drink~ I have a few questions for you~
"Do I- Do I have to? I do? Fine, fine, let’s just get this over with." =_=#

1. Don't you feel awkward that your name is like that of an alcoholic drink? You do drink tea, after all, and tea is something sophisticated, while alcohol...
"Not really…? I guess people might find it strange but it’s my name so I’m used to it. I don’t really associate the word to the alcoholic drink anymore."

2. What do you like more, carrot cake or carrot pudding?
"I’m going to go with whichever is less sweet."

3. Since I started with carrots, what do you think of the carrot Mado found?
"Uh… It’s a… very nice carrot? ._. What kind of question is this-"

4. Do you know who your parents are?
"We Nobodies aren’t really ‘born’ as much as we just.. appear one day, if you could it that. If you’re talking about who dreamed me up then no, I’m not quite sure."

5. Does Mr. Mathema come by your bookshop often?
"Mr… Who? I’m not familiar with that name so I’ll have to assume no."

6. Do you have any childhood friends?
"I guess I’ve known the other guides for the longest, if that’s what you mean. I did meet Songbird very soon after I just appeared though, would that count?"

7. How long have you and Songbird been together?
._. "What do you mean by ‘together’? We’ve been good friends for a long while now."

8. What do you think of Mrs. Greyhound, the lovely greyhound lady who runs the scarf shop?
"I don’t frequent the scarf shop as much as you people seem to think I do. *tugs on scarf* This is the only one I own, and it was a present from Song."

9. Is it hard to clean your ears?
"My ears? Why are you asking about my- Uh, not particularly. It’s a pain trying to make sure no water goes in while I wash them though."

10. Do you use baby shampoo to make your hair soft?
.__. "How would you know if my hair’s soft or not?" *inches away and notes down to lock the door when he sleeps from now on*

11. Are you a rabbit or a hare?
"I would assume hare judging from the length of my ears.We're usually all just referred to as rabbits, it's easier that way."

12. Will you and Songbird ever share a scarf?
"I don’t see why not. If Song’s willing, of course."

13. You and Songbird adopted a child, would you be more of a father-figure or a motherly hen? Hypothetically speaking here.
"What kind of question is that?" *stares* "But since I was told to answer every questions… I guess I’d be the father-figure since Song’s the motherly type. Now stop asking me strange questions."

14. Do you really not eat meat?
"I don’t usually partake in it, no. I’m not adverse to it though."

15. How do you handle your alcohol?
"Badly, as Song would attest to." >.>

16. Have you and Songbird ever gotten drunk together? If so, what happened afterwards?
"I-	That’s- I don’t-"
…
"What happens in the Crystal Palace stays in the Crystal Palace" >_>

17. Will you invite the humans to your shop?
"… I’m going to say no. Kindly stay away from my shop, please."

18. Are Dissonance and Serenade connected to you in any way?
"We’re not related, no. Nowhere just has a disproportionately large population of rabbits/hares. It’s rather strange."

19. Have you found your true carrot, er, I mean, other half?
"… What’s it to you?" >.> 

20. What is the funniest joke you know?
*tries to remember a joke* 

"Er… What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?"
"Pumpkin π" c: 

"Are we done now? What do you mean, no? There’s more?" *long drawn out sigh* "Can we have a short break, at least?"

(I do other questions later, my laptop is already almost out of power OTL)