>turn on my laptop >alert in my icons >windows isn't happy >wants to set up backup, scan my computer, fix java, and do automatic updates >sure I'll scan in a bit >can't set up backup >java might be a fluke, will ignore for a while >figure I might as well turn automatic updates back on for a few days >have a couple back logged >want windows to be happy with me >tries to update immediately >"remind me in four hours" >eventually start playing Hearthstone >"I should play this more often" >climb a rank in the ladder >finish my shitty warrior arena run from days prior >open a pack >"golden loothorder? swish" >start a new run >"I guess I'll run 4 hexes. why not." >4 wins, 0 losses >facing formidable Druid. >"omg stop drawing cards plz" >low on life >he's close to fatigue >can I hold out long enough? >Heathstone suddenly closes >then Battle.net >furiously try to reopen client and possibl reconnect >nothing works >realize that it's the automatic update >shit bricks and complain about it to Spam from my phone.