Constantine barely dodged the cucumber thrown from the underwater creature, he had heard they liked those, but maybe when there angry about being scammed they aren't really in the mood for anything that can remind them how they were screwed over, still he tried his best to be gentlemanly he never liked when the kappa got angry he was always afraid of him stealing a baby and then everyone loses if it's a vampire or a werewolf, I guess that was why he had his job.

"well then, if you don't want my home grow food you can be more polite can't ya? I don't mean to go on stereotypes n' all but is was just tryin' to be nice ya know? Listen tell you what we all let the fat cat get us once or twice, it's just a matter of time before we catch it sharpening it's claws. Tell ya what I'll put this down as a business expense I can tell you're hurtin' for money, other than that keep up the good work"