haha nice to know im not the only violent girlfriend. my guy likes to pull pranks on me and when i get him with one, its a big f-ing deal. i took it too far. im abusive. well if you didnt replace my almond milk with ranch dressing, i wouldn't superglue your fingers together while you sleep.

its a logic that guys just dont seem to get.

...i had to toss out my last bowl of captain crunch cuz of that man... it hurt.

@Nobbs

i will add [i]rockets[/i] and a sword to the Jaeger