I am not here right now. I didn't leave Minecraft Forum forever to come here and possibly maybe do some RPing, no way, none of that whatsoever. I'm just here to lurk about and snoop on people like some kind of transparent... thing. 

YEP. That's what I'm here to do, nothing more nothing less. It was probably a waste of your time even looking at this post, so I apologize for ever having it put here in the first place like a nasty little graffiti-spraying vandal. Do leave here with the knowledge that the person whom of which has written this post possesses the knowledge to avoid a predicament like this in the future. Truly, my sincerest apologies, ferns.