We saw an opportunity and We seized it. Any other red-blooded, sane woman wouldst hath done the same, just not as brilliantly as We have done. And do try-eth to keep thou's wits amongst thouself whilst in Our Beautiful Majestic Royal Presence. Unless thou wouldst desire to see Us take a card from the Queen of Hearts book, and shout "Off with their head" at the slightest provocation?