Now buddy, I know yer not tryin' to ruin the smut with yer wankin'

but ye are.

Please don' use this site to touch yerself, or try to git other people to help you touch yerself.

That ain' right

I know yer thinkin' "but I was so careful how did he know!"

It's the no-incest rule, I know yer usin this site to spank it.